Entering Mirkwood by ~Venishi
get out of there cat. you’re not that missing piece we need to keep the fake tree we have stand up straight. it went missing years ago.
no? don’t want to get out? you scratch me every time I try to gently remove you? fine if you insist on staying at least stop grabbing the ornaments and batting them around while you’re in there. not all of them are from the 99 cent store you know.
stop that cat. you’re not taking the Christmas picture this year. last year you covered the entire picture with your paw.
get out of there. you are not Christmas lights. you do not belong in a Christmas tree you are a cat.
Canal by ~SnowSkadi
get out of there cat. that area is reserved for the numerous wrapped presents I will soon receive on the 25th of December. you are not wrapped. you are not a present. and no, that hat isn’t fooling anyone.
get out of there cat. you cannot wear a paper bag dress. that is not how you wear clothes but you don’t know any better because you are a cat.